Your Demon In Me: Click Fanatically

Remember the time
when we were all very much younger
and playing old versions of Warcraft?

Remember clicking fanatically at the peons
and they would scream "STOP TOUCHING ME"
and other funny stuff?

Defence of the Ancients (DotA) has its collection of nonsense also
some i find very amusing, cute and dumb; take a look:

Sentinel

ZEUS, Lord of Olympia
"I'll take The-rapist for five hundred."

AIUSHTA, Enchantress:
"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say."

SVEN, Rogueknight:
"The legion needs...a better dental plan, these fangs are killing me."

SLITHICE, Naga Siren:
"My cousin was killed in a swim-by."
"Would you like to feel the ocean spray in your face? *SPLAT*"

RAIGOR STONEHOOF, Earthshaker:
"Got milk?"
"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"

SYLLABEAR, Lone Druid:
"Only you can prevent forest fires."
"Got any gummy humans?"
"Cant...stop...dancing."
"Quit clicking on my bare/bear ass."

LINA INVERSE, Slayer:
"Click me baby, one more time."
"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
"I dont remember casting slow on you."
"Lets chat on battlenet sometime."
"For the end-of-the-world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."

YURNERO, Juggernaut:
"My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato."
"Twin blade action, for clean close shave everytime."

KARDEL SHARPEYE, Dwarven Sniper:
"This .. is .. my .. boomstick!"
"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your weird doggy too."

JAH'RAKAL, Troll Warlord:
"I should have brought a sweater."

MANGIX, Pandaren Battlemaster:
"I'd kiss you, but I've got puke breath."

KNIGHT DAVION, Dragon Knight:
"I should have been a farmer like my father wanted."
"Lousy pay, constant danger."

MAGINA, Anti-Mage:
"Demon blood is thicker than .. regular .. blood."

TRAXEX, Drow Ranger:
"I went on a job interview the other day and they were like; 'Ugh whats that smell', and I was like; 'Oh sorry its me', and then they said they didnt think I would be able to fit in with the other employees cause they were living and you know I'm dead so I wouldn't be a team player, but then I said I could work 24 hours and they said; 'Allright, you can work the graveyard shift'."

NORTROM, Silencer:
"I never stole any buffs, I got receipts for everything."
"I smell magic in the air....or maybe barbecue"
"I stole your precious."

AGGRON STONEBREAKER, Ogre Magi:
" 'I'm was stupid.' 'Me too.' "

BOUSH, Tinker:
"All systems go."
" *Explosion sound* Woo, gonna need a new hamster."

FURION, Prophet:
"My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."

SQUEE AND SPLEEN, Goblin Techies:
" *fart* 'Wasn't me, wasn't me.' 'Sorry.' "

Scourge

BALANAR, Night Stalker:
"Sorry, I don't do interviews."
"We're not a cult, so much as a deniable group of fanatical blade-weilding zealots."
"I'll take a huge, juicy, bloody bite out of ... what were we talking about?"

ANUB'ARAK, Nerubian Assasin:
"Humans check in, they dont check out"
"And they say, blizzard games dont have bugs"

SLARDAR, Slithereen Gaurd:
"This world will be mine, and I'll start with the swimming pools"
"No sink shall be safe from world domination"
"Ice tea is part of a two prone offensive"

AKASHA, Queen of Pain:
"Oh thats naughty"
"We could talk more in the champaigne room"
"Wanna buy me a drink"

DARKTERROR, Faceless Void:
"Who is that guy with the sickle, why is he beckoning, and why is my grandfather with him"

N'AIX, Lifestealer:
"Me eat dead people"
"Me scary"
"Me eat brains"

TERRORBLADE, Soul Keeper:
"Wings, horns, hooves, what are we saying, is this Diablo"
"I'm blind, not deaf"

KEL'THUZAD, Lich:
"The cult of the damned...I need to print more brochures"
"50,000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult"
" *struggle* this horn thing on my head is killing me"

KROBELUS, Death Prophet:
"I hate you, I hate you...call me"

LION, Demon Witch:
"I'm so poor, I dont even have calcium deposits"
"I am the ghost of warcraft past"
"You should see the skeletons in my closet"
"You are the weekest link, goodbye"

ROTUND'JERE, Necrolyte:
"Would you like to know the secret to eternel happiness , Pg. 246"
"Once you had downed the dark path forever will adominate your destiny, and you get dental"

BARATHRUM, Spiritbreaker:
"My hoof and your ass have an appointment"
"Fear my moo of fury *mooo* "
"Yes, the spirits are talking to me *fart*, oh yes, they are coming in clearly *fart*, now they are forming into a gasious material *fart*, I can actually see them now *fart*, the spirits are very powerful today"

NEVERMORE, Shadow Fiend:
" *ring* Yes? Aaargh, for the last time, I'm a dreadlord, not a drug lord"
"This is not a dress, its the standard dreadlord uniform"