WARNING

My sister is going Thailand
for 8 days tomorrow



As my birthday closes in,
I guess some people who gives a shit
would wanna get me something

Here's what NOT to get me
1. impractical things
(things i dun need - eg. display items, piggy banks, cups, photo frames)
2. smoking equipment
(things like lighters, ash tray, gas mask, no-smoking t-shirts)
3. prank presents
(things that amuse me for 2 seconds - barbie dolls, kinky stuff)

Worse birthday present received
- Snow Globe that reads "Merry Christmas"

Here's suggestion of a GOOD present
1. Death
(yes, if you can take my life away, please do so
i would like to die in a drive-pass at prata
shot to death by authentic niggas)
2. Money
(cash or bank transfer, both accepted)
3. Prayers
(include me in your Church/Temple prayers will be good enough)

dun get me anything unless you know what i really wan
if not, you wun receive your present next time round
capiche?



You know I do that for you..